Friday, July 2, 2010

The Smartest Girl In Class

I recently had the pleasure of sitting next to the smartest girl in class. She made it clear that she is omniscient and therefore already knew everything the professor has said/will be teaching. The girl behind her was baffled by this, and wanted to know her secrets of figuring out the mysteries of the classroom answers. Happily, the smartest girl in class turned around and amused her.

"How do I learn this material?" the girl behind the smartest girl in class asked.

"Well, in order to learn it, it's just one of those things where you either get it or you don't. And it's really easy once you get it. I'm sorry you don't get it, but I get it, so it's really easy for me. You just need to get it and that way you'll know it, and it'll be easy for you once you get it," the smartest girl in class replied.

Phew, thank goodness! Couldn't have done it without you, babe.

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