U.F.O.'s and Oil Spills

Professor mentioned that there was a UFO sighting in China a couple of weeks ago. How did this relate to Kantian ethical theories again? Whatever. One classmate then followed up with a detailed account of the story. [Author's note: Thank you for stalling.] In his own words, "There was a UFO sighting in China two weeks ago!"

The response to which Smartie proceeded by saying, "That's what caused the oil spill in the Gulf!" ZOMG! Why didn't we think of that? Thanks for solving our mystery, Smartie. BP, all charges have now officially been dropped. Now time to find those humanoids! Where were they again? 33 million light-years away? Okay, we've got a lead.